Day: March 23, 2022
This originally appeared in the IG feed of her friend, Candice Thompson. I’m not opposed to a good look at Whitney’s private parts, but why would she post this?
She joins Miley Cyrus and Sophia Urista in this exclusive club.
She seems to have developed urination as a major theme in her oeuvre. In the past couple of years, I haven’t been able to figure out whether Whitney is a free spirit who is really enjoying her life, or a victim of mental illness.
Weirdly enough, I found myself kinda-sorta agreeing with Soused Stepdad about Miley’s typical shenanigans, and her plane being struck by lightning. Maybe I have a fever.
Anyway – pretty good .gifs!
Offbeat movie. It certainly has an amusingly specific premise: “In 1945 a psychic war journalist gains a telekinetic link to a murderous puppet and uses its help to sabotage a top secret Nazi experiment that involves using a Death Ray to transform people into zombies.”
It’s a high concept film in more than one sense of the word, given that they were probably high when they came up with a concept involving Nazi scientists, psychics, zombies, a death ray and a silly-looking killer puppet.
And the killer puppet is one of the good guys. I think.
It’s only about an hour long and I could never figure out whether, with its odd set-up and campy acting, it is meant to be a genre film or a parody of genre films. I guess I kinda feel that way about every film from Full Moon Pictures. It doesn’t matter, because the audience reaction is the same either way: somewhat confused, but reasonably well entertained.
This is another new series. This one is in Swedish.
Anja went pretty much full Anne Heche on the rear view
Barbara Liberek in episodes 3, 4 and 7
Magdalena Kolesnik and Agnieszka Rawinis in episode 2 1
Malgorzeta Bela in episodes 6 and 7 2
Footnotes:
1. In theory, Kolesnik plays both twins, but since they appear together in this scene, Rawinis was the body double. (She is not an actress, but a professional stunt performer.)
2. Long-time Funhouse readers may remember the Polish beauty as a popular model in the late 90s and early noughts, most often credited as Malgosia Bela.
If she had decided on this outfit, she’d have been the choice of a lot more critics. Especially the male ones.
Pacey, you stud!
I think we will be fine celebrating Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day quietly by ourselves.
Hemingway once wrote, “If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” The same is true of Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day. Oh, sure, this year we will miss the Giant Pink Japanese Penis Carols, and the crazy students will miss their chance to participate in the traditional Running of the Dicks, but the real Giant Pink Japanese Penis is inside all of us.
So to speak.