More than 80 pics of Rita bringing her A game, and of course her T game, to various swanky bullshit events. This includes the most recent ones and an historical collection.
Sample:
When we discuss films, we often discuss “gratuitous nudity,” that which is unnecessary to the plot or artistry of the film. In this case, since nudity is really the entire point of the film, we would have to discuss “gratuitous plot” – anything that interrupts the nudity.
Fortunately, there is not much gratuitous plot. They manage to get most of the exposition done while they are naked.
Ya gotta love director Nicolas Roeg. He always knew what was important.
Well, important to me, anyway.
He’s the same guy who directed Walkabout, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Eureka, Bad Timing, Castaway and probably several other nudity classics that I can’t recall immediately.
R.I.P., Mr. Roeg. We owe you so much.
Mimi Rogers
Elizabeth Barondes
Gabriella Hall
Johnny Moronic’s new clips from this film can be found here.
Rest assured that there is a very good reason:
“The company has acknowledged to passengers that it has no ship”
That does seem like a major obstacle to a successful cruise, not to mention a significant impediment to success in the cruise indiustry in general.
Joking aside, this is a nightmare for the passengers who signed up, many of whom sold or rented out their homes in anticipation of living at sea for three years. Furthermore, the company waited so long to make the announcement that many passengers are stranded in the original departure city.
Sara Giraudeau in episode 7
Also topless in the series: Anouk Villemin in episode 3
I actually watched the entire Michigan / Ohio State game instead of channel surfing. As expected, the teams were evenly matched, and the result easily could have gone the other way. Michigan won because:
(1) They pulled off two critical interceptions;
(2) They are completely confident on 4th-and-short. They have a little cannonball of a short-yardage specialty running back, and they feel that he can gain one or two yards no matter what. They’ll run him even when the other team knows what’s coming. This essentially gives them an extra down to work with;
(3) They got a really lucky call on a TD that could just as easily have been ruled an Ohio State interception. Since the replay was considered inconclusive, the call on the field would have stood no matter which way it went. It went in Michigan’s favor. Reverse that call and Ohio State wins by one.
Georgia, Washington and Florida State remained undefeated, which means that THE Ohio State University will need a miracle to get back into the playoff since there are four undefeated teams. Florida State and Michigan seem to have clear paths to their conference championships and undefeated records. Georgia faces a tough test in Alabama, but even a Georgia loss would not guarantee a playoff re-entry for Ohio State, as the playoff committee may be loath to begin a playoff without a representative of the tough SEC. Ohio State’s best bet is for Washington to lose to Oregon, which seems like a realistic possibility since the opening line favors Oregon by 7.5. A Washington loss will not guarantee Ohio State a berth, but it would get the Buckeyes back into the conversation.
Craziest stuff this week:
13th-ranked Oklahoma allowed 45 points – and still won by 24. Gotta love Big 12 football. Hope you took the over on that one.
10th-ranked Louisville will absolutely drop out of the top ten after an embarrassing home loss to Kentucky. Here’s a tip for you athletic directors: if you want to pad your record, don’t fill one of your non-conference weeks with an SEC team unless it’s Vanderbilt. Kidding aside, Louisville doesn’t really have much choice about scheduling that game because the intrastate rivalry is a big deal in Kentucky. That doesn’t work out well for Louisville since Kentucky, although only a mediocre team by SEC standards (3-5 conference record), kicks their asses pretty much every year.
As noted in the comments, Alabama pulled off a miraculous, do or die, 4th-and-31 TD to pull out the Iron Bowl in the final minute.
“RABELLA CHI’S FANTASTIC ASS AND OTHER CELEBRITY GIRLS: THE STEAMY SOCIAL MEDIA ROUND-UP“
I buried the lede there, in the sense that there are much younger, more attractive women that get naked in this film, but Brinke made the headline because: (1) she’s a scream queen legend with 247 credits at IMDb, including dozens of nudes; (2) she’s 69 years old and still looks good topless; (3) I didn’t know she was still doing nude scenes; (4) she got first billing in the film!
She’s certainly not slowing down as she approaches her 70s. According to IMDb, she has 33 credits in the 2020s alone, including six this year and fifteen last year. She recently starred in and directed a sequel to that infamous classic, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama.
I guess that all these low-budget, neo-horror films really struggle for distribution, because the number of votes at IMDb is inevitably low. Bowl-o-Rama has about 300 votes and Old Dark House has fewer than 200.
The other nekkid women in the film are:
Kaylee Williams
Kelli Anne Harris
Maya Orenic
I suppose this means nothing to you unless you live in Australia, but if you want more than a still, Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here.
Example:
COW ABDUCTION ACTION SET (with photo)
“If your kid doesn’t know about the dangers of cows being abducted by aliens then you are basically a failure as a parent. As parents, we of course want our children to have fun. But we also want to educate them, so that they can be aware of the problems they will have to confront when they go out into the real world, such as cows being abducted by aliens.”
“Megan Thee Stallion showing off her sexy body and cleavage by wearing a tight and skimpy dress to the 2023 GQ Men Of The Year in Los Angeles! Dress looks like it should be see through but it isn’t somehow.”
Sample:
“Lottie Moss showing plenty of ass in a skimpy outfit while attending an event during London Fashion Week!”
Sample:
Probably the most famous Full Heche of the millennium, now in 4K
“Farrah Abraham turns heads in a barely-there bikini, showcasing her voluptuous curves on the sandy shores of Turks and Caicos.”
Sample:
… which beats the hell out of a crappy bottle of wine.
“In a move that left onlookers in awe, Rita Ora attended the British Vogue’s “Forces For Change” Party in a transparent dress, showcasing her beautiful bare breasts and nipples. The daring fashion statement also included a glimpse of her stunning ass, making it a night to remember.”
Rita is wearing approximately the legal minimum. Sample:
