According to Soused Stepdad:

“So yes, Sophie Mudd has monster boobs, but for a while tried the legitimate career from the audience she built off her boobs, only to realize she cold make stupid money from her boob loving fans if she gave them a little more boob, but in being a classy lady who sells partial nude content, she’d never give them what they want…the nipple…”

I’m not sure how they know this is Chadwick. Maybe her coochie is as familiar to the British public as her face. But I wasn’t kidding with the word “explicit.” You don’t want these pics of Chadwick on your screen at work unless you are the guy who assembles the Hustler Beaver Hunt.

The leaks of Paige Tiziani are also XXX rated, but I really don’t know who she is. There are also videos.

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Two words: “celebrity emus

Stay tuned for “Emu Dundee.”

Is there any other place in the world where a hotel would have to announce that emus are banned from the bar? Given that announcement, I presume that the emus used to be welcome there and that they can still drink everywhere else in the area.

I will have to experiment to see whether I can convert my “Most Canadian” headlines to “Most Aussie” just by replacing each instance of “moose” with “emu.” Although now that I think about it, there’s not much correlation. Most Aussie stories on the internet involve dangerous encounters with deadly plants and animals. Canadians don’t really have to worry about that because very few of those poisonous species can survive the winter.