Brigitte Bardot in the 1956 original
Day: December 17, 2022
If you are familiar with the highly detailed Gospel of St Polycarp, you are aware that this same thing happened at the birth of Jesus, when the Magi failed to tie up their mounts. Not only was Bethlehem a traffic nightmare, but the camels shook off their saddlebags and there was myrrh everywhere. If you are particularly religious, you may have made a pilgrimage to Bethlehem for the annual commemoration of the event at the Myrrh-Fest and Gefiltefish Picnic. There are those who say that the Bethlehem sewers still reek of myrrh to this day, and Sewers International Magazine usually chooses them as #1 in its Best of Shit awards for their “woody, warm, aromatic and pungent” character.
One of the NFTs, originally priced at $99, is now offered for resale at $24,000. Even the commons have doubled in value.
He’s not exactly the ideal celebrity spokesperson for a drug that makes people speed up. He moves slower than the plot of a Terrence Malick movie. Joe Biden Cocaine makes about as much sense as Nick Cannon Condoms.
As the song goes:
If you have eight grand to spare, I think the whole family will love a backyard slide that looks exactly like the final moments of the Titanic
Coming soon: the Twin Towers jenga set and the Ukrainian model trains.
From Soused Stepdad:
“Sophie Mudd is one of those girls about whom you say ‘Did you see the tits on her?’ I can’t even tell if she’s hot or not because I’m just distracted by the big tits. You could argue that by default that makes her hot, but I would argue that by default that means she doesn’t even exist as a person, but is rather just a host body for the tits. The tits, like parasites, take over her total fucking existence.”
“In this shoot the model has her bare booty out in her home, or someone’s home, and it’s the Holidays when home is in all our hearts, so we approve!”
“DOVE CAMERON GORGEOUS IN RED BRA AND OTHER CELEBRITIES IN A WEEKLY INSTAGRAM/TWITTER ROUNDUP“
She has finally gotten to the next step – her breasts are clearly visible