I think we found a government job Trump could do: Minister of Silly Walks


Also, he would be good as head of the newly formed Ministry of Silly Standing

He would be the only Silly Walker and Stander to employ “vicious dogs and ominous weapons” to enforce proper silly posture.

3 thoughts on “I think we found a government job Trump could do: Minister of Silly Walks

  1. “Behold my belly and despair, ye mighty!”

    I guess it wrong to say such petty things, but remember Trump during the various 2015-2016 debates? “What goes around comes around”.

  2. Ozymandias (Ramesses) was like Trump in one regard (probably only one). He was an almost completely shameless propagandist. Having been chased out of Syria by the Hittites and nearly buying the farm in the process, he attempted – with considerable success- to present the fiasco as a great triumph. Ruling for 66 years helped.
    Of course nobody is ever going to name a rubber after Trump. Nor is he going to have from 88 to 103 offspring, thank God.

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