“I’m angry and confused, and I demand that election officials cease being mean immediately. All this vote counting completely flies in the face of my emotions, and I won’t stand for it. We won’t let the Democrats make me cry.” At press time, an angry mob of Trump supporters had surrounded a vote counting facility to demand election officials make the president smile.
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Well I’m not popping the champagne yet. And it’s going to be a Burgundy anyway.
My champagne is beer, but I’ll go you one better. For the first time in 4 years, I have my flag out. It looks good up there.
Biden just overtook Pennsylvania with a ton more coming in on his side. This may be out of recount territory in the end. For all intents and purposes this is over, barring some miracle. Of course Trump will no concede, and the media don’t want to be the ones to call it right now.
Pathetic !
Well, Onion. But yeah the truth is pathetic too.