Month: April 2020
Sandra Yi in Den Fremmde af Aske Bang (2015)
You can watch the entire short film on Vimeo. The nudity starts at about 4:39. Later on, about 13:20, he catches her shaving her crotch.
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Impressed because Tove Lo flashes? Hold my caipirinha.
This scene from Cat Chaser (1989) is pretty great on its own, but you should see the uncensored version! It’s probably the most explicit nudity ever performed by a mainstream star. Over the years I bought three different DVDs of this movie in the hope of finding the uncensored scene in good quality. I struck out all three times. We do still have VHS versions that were captured long ago by Graphic Response, Aesthete and others.
Way back in the 90s, Graphic-Response even made a primitive recording of the VHS tape. The quality is awful, but you’ll get the general idea. (WARNING: It is an ugly rape scene, very hard to watch.)
One commenter noted, “Here’s an absurdly in-depth oral history of the movie with some crazy stuff around Kelly’s nudity.” It’s a good read.
At last, we have reached the pinnacle of mankind’s achievements. I never dreamed it would happen in my lifetime.
And I thought we had peaked with Road House!
It was only a matter of time before I did one of these #sorrynotsorry pic.twitter.com/bMu23N4iFr
— Samara Ginsberg (@samaracello) April 28, 2020
Get ’em while they last. The coin is currently on sale for only $100, regular price $125.
The coronavirus coin is the 11th in their “Historic Moments” collection. I want ’em all!
#7 is “GENIUS MAKES ITS OWN RULES with a Monograph ‘President Donald J. Trump: A Study in Genius'”
“#7 COIN, BE BOLD, FACE FEAR, THINK BIG, DONALD TRUMP, LIMITED EDITION – 1000 COINS, NUMBERED, CERTIFICATE, VELVET CASE, HISTORIC MOMENTS IN GLOBAL HISTORY COLLECTION, SYMBOLIZES THE GENIUS LEVEL THINKING & PROVEN SUCCESSES OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.”
“A Spanish TV news anchor is caught out when a naked female journalist is spotted in the background while he speaks to the camera – and it’s NOT his girlfriend”
Well, somebody was busted.
And the guy also had some issues.
Kind of an odd outfit, but she looks cute.
This time she seems to be Rosie the Riveter – or maybe she’s auditioning for the road show company of Oklahoma. Well, nobody can say she’s stuck in a rut. I’ll say this: Ado Annie has some very nice cleavage.
Since the masks recommended for COVID-19 don’t involve the eyes, Pence apparently thought that the prevention routine involved a different kind of mask.
By the way, the Mayo Clinic told him in advance that the mask was necessary.
This is basically hard-core porn, but is considered an attempt at explicit mainstream, ala 9 Songs.
A .gif of Britney Spears – Make Me (Original Video)
A compilation of Emmy Rossum’s best scenes from Shameless
Some more of the usual pointlessly angry spleen-venting by Soused Stepdad, but with guest appearances by the young breasts of Lily and Nicole Richie.
Puma’s new shoes “look like Hitler.”
“When you want to finish a race …” (Brilliant suggestion from the comment section! I wish I had thought of it.)
So Hitler appears on Pumas now? I guess Jesus is going to have to step up his game from his usual pancakes and tree stumps. Maybe an appearance on Jordans?
Man, my shoes suck. Oh, sure they look like Hitler, but only like the young failed Hitler, crappy painter and infantry corporal (who, by the way, looks like Stephen Miller with a fake mustache.)
Maybe I’ll get these Pumas and trade up.