“After President Trump openly denounced white supremacy Monday in an errant statement on the mass shootings in Dayton, OH and El Paso, TX, every aide in the West Wing reportedly went into damage-control mode, looking for ways to get him back on message.”

This is from The Onion

In the real world, Trump bizarrely declared, with his usual lack of concern for anything not directly involving himself, “May God bless the memory of those who perished in Toledo