Talk about political correctness.

Saldana is a black Latina. Simone was a darker-skinned black woman, so Saldana wore make-up to make her look more like Simone. So now she is apologizing for wearing “blackface.”

Scoop’s new laws:

(1) From now on, nobody can play a non-fictional role unless they look exactly like the person they are playing.
(2) While make-up and prosthetics are not allowed to enhance the illusion, surgical alteration is permissible. (If you are willing to make yourself look exactly like Bob Dylan in real life, you can play him in a movie.)
(3) Unless the actor’s skin is darker than the skin of the person they are playing, ala “Hamilton.”