Damn. I was going to read Churchill’s “A History of the English-Speaking Peoples,” but that goes onto the back burner now, so I can read the autobiography of a contestant on Love Island.

Given that they are about even as writers, I had to give her the nod, based on a precedent clearly established by the Summarizing Proust competition.

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I thought about giving it to Winnie because his were natural, but the Proust competition went to the biggest overall, not the biggest natural.