#1 is certainly not a surprise. According to these criteria, Idaho is our least sinful state.

In general, we didn’t do well at sinning in Wisconsin, but we did top the country in drinking to excess, so we got some gluttony points. In our defense, drinking is the only entertainment option in Wisconsin.

Odd fact: Rhode Island leads the nation in surfing internet porn! The top five are all in New England, so I guess that whole zany Puritan foundation is no longer influencing them very much. I guess it’s sort of the same excuse I made for Wisconsin. What else is there to do in New England in winter now that they’ve burned all the witches?