… as the producers strive to push those ratings even lower. Next year’s show will be on cable access, and I don’t mean to jinx the negotiations, but I can now reveal that they have asked me to host if I agree to do a sex change.
I should ask them to validate my parking, right?
Really sad. I remember last one, I tried my best, but I couldn’t get through ten minutes of it, OMG so boring.
I’d say the only thing that might save it is enforcing a red carpet dress code of toplessness and G-strings, but you know like nude beaches, it’s the ones you don’t want to see who show off the most.
Nice idea. Maybe we should extend the “women’s beach” concept to things besides sports.
I’m there for Women’s Beach UN, especially the security council.
Think of how much less dread we would have for a Russia/Ukraine war if all the combatants were women in thong bikinis.