Judge Dismisses ‘New York Times’ Libel Suit Brought By Cannibal Terrorist Sarah Palin

“The law sets a very high standard for actual malice, and in this case, the notorious anti-Semite and serial killer was unable to provide sufficient evidence. I am immediately dismissing the ISIS fighter’s lawsuit.” The judge added that Palin was free to appeal, given she wasn’t too drunk to file the paperwork.

(The Onion)