Lizzo in a thong

I’m not putting a thumbnail of this on the front page. If you really want to see it, here’s the link.

(Fair warning: if you aren’t familiar with Lizzo, she weighs in at … well, nobody really knows. Home scales rarely go that high.)

8 thoughts on “Lizzo in a thong

  1. I blame the people who make thongs. If they weren’t available in her size, then maybe we’d be spared.

    1. If she had simply been in the thong, we never would have seen it if not for that dad-burned photography. I blame George Eastman, Nicéphore Niépce, Louis Daguerre and anyone else who helped to make photography possible.

  2. An oldie but a goodie – When she gets on the scale the scale says “one at a time please”.

    She is definitely in shape. Round is a shape.

    Would Lizzo be able to recognize her own toes in a line-up? Let the betting begin…

    1. It’s OK, everyone makes mistakes. Hey scroll up, check out Millie Bobbie Brown there.

  3. Thank you for that Scoop. One cannot simply un-see things. Thank you for protecting us.

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