“A British soldier who was captured while fighting in Ukraine has revealed how he was forced by the Russians to listen to ABBA and Cher.”
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“A British soldier who was captured while fighting in Ukraine has revealed how he was forced by the Russians to listen to ABBA and Cher.”
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In Russia, maybe they think those are the latest hits. He should have replied to his captors, “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
That would have been perfectly acceptable under the Geneva Convention. British men may be tortured with bad British music. It’s only when the captors break out American and Swedish tunes that the U.N. gets involved.
I would had him talking in no time with Radio Ga Ga. Perfectly legal too.
I was forced to see Burlesque and Mama Mia on dates – I can affirm that this British soldier was the victim of war crimes.
And you had to face Peace Crimes. On behalf of horny men everywhere, men who will endure any hardship to get laid, I thank you for your service.
Lucky they got out before their torturers applied the lethal dose of Cher singing Abba songs