Day: November 10, 2023

“Lady Victoria Hervey showing nipple in a skimpy dress while walking the red carpet for the amfAR Gala Venezia 2023 in Venice!”

I forget exactly who she is but she’s descended from some kind of frou-frou British aristocrat, like the sixth Marquess of Aurelius, or the third Duke of Flatbush. This entitles her to TWO prizes in her Cracker Jacks, and the English throne if all of England is wiped out except her and Russell Brand.

She also is famous as the ex-lover of Prince Andrew, possibly marking the only time Andy ever saw a naked woman old enough to have pubic hair.

Sample:

“Vanessa Hudgens showing great nipple pokies while attending the Michael Kors Collection Show in New York City!”

“Lake Bell showing nice cleavage by going topless under a blazer at the Swarovski Celebrates SKIMS Collaboration in New York!”

I don’t know about the term “topless under a blazer.” It’s kinda like “naked under clothing.” But I understand the concept, so it’s all good.

Lili Simmons

Lili and Rae Gray

Carmela Zumbado

If Rae Gray could have married Fay Wray and adopted a daughter, she might be Fay Rae Wray-Gray.

A winner for the best recent nude scene by a very, very pale woman. In the Kseniia Khyzhniak universe, Mike Pence would be a person of color. She makes Edgar Winter look like a citizen of Wakanda.

One of the greatest topless scenes in history.

I’ve pointed out before that the 1982-83 period may have been the Golden Age of screen nudity, and almost certainly was the Golden Age of nudity in the youthploitation genre. It would be difficult to choose the nude scene of the year in those years.

Some top options:

1982

Morgan Fairchild in The Seduction (1982)
Barbara Carrera in I, the Jury (1982)
Barbara Hershey in The Entity (1982)
Pia Zadora in Butterfly (1982)
Nastassia Kinski in Cat People (1982)
Mariel Hemingway and others in Personal Best (1982)
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Phoebe Cates in Paradise (1982)
Diane Franklin in The Last American Virgin (1982)

1983

Leah Thompson in All the Right Moves (1983)
Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business (1983)
Virginia Madsen in Class (1983)
Caren Kaye in My Tutor (1983)
Betsy Russell in Private School (1983)
Pia Zadora in The Lonely Lady (1983)
Theresa Russell in Eureka (1983)
Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger (1983)
Mariel Hemingway in Star 80 (1983)
Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places (1983)

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I think I would vote for Leah Thompson in 1983.

1982 is an impossible choice: I think Kinski and the two Cates scenes would be my top three, but I’m not sure of the order. Fast Times is the least impressive in terms of nudity, but is impossible to ignore because it is just so memorable.

Elsa Hosk at Lori Harvey’s Pretty Little Thing Partywear Collection launch in West Hollywood.

Sample:

Here’s the video

And here’s the butt shot: