Day: November 23, 2023
To heck with Underdog. Underboob would be a much better inflatable float for Thanksgiving. To make the point clear, which are you more thankful for: Underdog or Underboob?
“Former porn star and current model and designer Jessie Andrews showing nipples in a sheer dress on the red carpet for the 2023 GQ Men of the Year event in LA!”
Sample:
It’s a low-budget thriller, and a fairly obscure one with only 200 votes on IMDb, which describes it as follows:
“When a local cop and an overzealous social-worker follow clues on missing persons cases around town, stomach-turning discoveries are unearthed on a pig farm, where the town butcher has been slaughtering more than livestock.”
Sounds delightful! For me, nothing says “The Holiday Season” more than stomach-turning discoveries on a pig farm, and nothing could be more of a turn-on than women with rotted teeth.
The naked, rotting, soon-to-be-butchered women are:
RaSandra Daniels
Rebecca Knox
It’s just nipples this time, and they’re kind of a blurry at that.
Evgenia Borzikh showed off some long, erect nipples in episode 4
Borzikh was topless briefly in episode 5, but the highlight of that episode was full frontal nudity by Alexandra Bolshakova
If you are in a place that is not ravaged by war or terrorism, rejoice and give thanks.
If you have a full belly and a warm place to sleep, rejoice and give thanks.
If your loved ones are healthy and happy, rejoice and give thanks
If you are in NATO shipping things to Ukraine, rejoice and give tanks.
I’m giving more thanks than usual this year because, around last March and April, I did not foresee waking up in another November, but here we are, on the 28th anniversary of Uncle Scoopy’s Fun House. So above all, if you are alive and can still laugh and appreciate the sight of a beautiful naked woman, rejoice and give thanks.