Before there was Sydney Sweeney or Daddario, even before there was Katie Holmes, there was a site favorite named Heather Graham, and posts of her are among the most popular even today, even when they picture her in her 50s. I used to say that Jennifer Connelly was the most downloaded woman in the history of my sites, and that was certainly true at one time, even when Heather Graham was in her prime. No longer. Connelly is still beautiful and elegant, but she’s no longer in our spotlight. The fact of the matter is that Heather Graham has outlasted her. She has endured. Like the dude, Rollergirl abides.

Today’s Tuna retrospective: Heather Graham in Boogie Nights (1997)


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It pretty much goes without saying that this was selected as our top nude scene of 1997. It got more than three times as many votes as the next selection.

Continued from another thread.

Roger’s comment:

“I was going to try and wax even more philosophical about this, but it all just came down to the effects of the passage of time, which is something you become used to with…um…the passage of time. Darn, I really need to work on my profundity. Perhaps I could take lessons from UncleScoopy. His work in the medium of Burma Shave signs is a thing for the ages.”

My notes:

Philosophy and Burma Shave signs are extremely compatible. Here are some of the some famous five-sign sequences:

Plato wanted

Lust hedonic

But his beard

Kept her Platonic

Burma Shave

‘Twas other people

Gave Sartre trouble

Especially those

With three-day stubble

Burma Shave

When Beckett let

His whiskers grow

She said she’d wait

To kiss Godot

Burma Shave