Stormy has had a long career in adult entertainment and an occasional mainstream movie, but we all know her better because of her … er … extracurricular activities.
Day: November 23, 2022
This lasted about one frame!
You can’t really tell from the naked picture below, but she is absolutely beautiful. Her body is slim and flawless, and those lips, those eyes!
.gif version here.
Germany fell to Japan. This World Cup is already producing some surprises.
“This is her first gash-flash pussy slip that has been a long time in the making. She plays it off as subtle and not planned, accidental – OOPS”
Which means she should be my dream girl. That was my best subject in school.
Click on either image to get to the full gallery.
She is Ye’s new squeeze. Details and thong pics here.
The Sierra Madre should only possess such treasures.
Click on the image to see approximately a bazillion pics of Florence wearing that get-up to do some swanky bullshit shopping.
Here is a man who has truly mastered playing with his cock.
The Carponizer Carp Calendar 2023
Oh, it’s better than it sounds.
And also worse than it sounds.
For, you see, it features naked chicks and giant carp. Together at last.
As the good lord intended.
By the way, this is not the first time their calendar has made my annual gift recommendations.
Talk about a holy trinity!
I often begin my comments with “as the good lord intended,” but I doubt that the good lord, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, had this in mind.
“Sts. Peter and Paul Catholic Church got rid of the altar — Archbishop Gregory Aymond ordered it burned — and replaced it with a new one.”