“Explaining that it was best to put him out of his misery as quickly as possible, local father and birthday party host Ian Klassen reportedly took an injured clown behind the bouncy house Friday to shoot him.”

“‘He immediately tried to get back up and start juggling, but collapsed as soon as he put weight on the leg. He’s been honking his nose in distress. The smile is painted on, but underneath all that makeup, you can see he’s in pain. Well, let’s get this over with, and then we can have cake.’ At press time, sources confirmed Klassen had handed the birthday boy the shotgun, saying it was his son’s birthday clown and his son’s responsibility.”

That will teach the kid to be a man!

Along with “Svarovski” and “Vanity Fair,” here’s another word that always guarantees swanky bullshit: “Cartier.” The pic below is Australian model Roberta Pecoraro at a Cartier event in Sydney. I would never discourage a supermodel from wearing something that completely exposes her breasts, but I think she could have chosen more flattering options to accomplish that.

Click on the pic to get to a gallery.

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Carla Gugino is naked in the opening sequence of Leopard Skin. That’s the way to kick off a new show!


Episode 1 – Gugino skinny dips

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Then Amelia Eve shows part of her bottom

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Episode 2 – Rear nudity from Amelia Eve

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Episode 3 – Two different scenes with Gaite Jansen, who is a sure nominee for “nude performance of the year.”

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Episode 4 – Gugino skinny-dipping

(an expanded version of the opening credit scene).

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Then Jansen sunbathing again.

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Episode 5 – Jansen in a dark sex scene

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Then girl-girl action with Gugino and Jansen.

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Episode 6 – More sexy Gugino-Jansen shenanigans

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Then Eve sleepwalking

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