The final order of finish.

It was a great year, reminiscent of the mid-90s. As I wrote about 1996, the second twenty from 2018 are as good or better than the first twenty from some other years. In fact, there are probably 25 or more 2018 scenes that could have finished #1 in 2008!

There were some surprises for me.

I did not expect Sally Hawkins to win. Oh, it’s a great nude performance in a Best Picture winner, but I didn’t even expect her to do well because it was first seen in January, and I figured “out of sight, out of mind.” And after all, she’s not a busty young chickadee. By the way, there has been a bit of backlash against this film. It is rated only 7.4 at IMDb, which is low for the Oscar champion.

I thought it would be between Lachman, Lawrence, Gilpin and Pike. I was surprised that people liked Higareda’s scene slightly more than Lachman’s, but that was also a great one. Altered Carbon was absolutely the rookie of the year.

I thought Sevigny’s and Stewart’s nudity in Lizzie would attract more enthusiasm.

Emma Stone? WTF? It was one breast for one second. It was probably the weakest scene on the list. If that had been a lesser-known actress I wouldn’t even have put it among the choices. You guys must have been longing for some Emma flesh.

Lady Gaga – I expected her to do much better. She showed the works, if only for a second, and she’s a huge star.

Dakota Johnson – I found her scenes a waste of time, and not at all erotic, but Mr. Skin picked her among the top ten, so I thought she would have supporters. I was wrong. You guys, like me, were indifferent to her charms.

If you’re curious, I voted for Pike. It’s great nudity, and she is my dream woman, more or less.

What was your favorite nude performance of 2018?
Sally Hawkins in The Shape of Water 221 ( 20.73 % )
Jennifer Lawrence in Red Sparrow 138 ( 12.95 % )
Rosamund Pike in A Private War 118 ( 11.07 % )
Marta Higareda in Altered Carbon 70 ( 6.57 % )
Dichen Lachman in Altered Carbon 69 ( 6.47 % )
Betty Gilpin in G.L.O.W 41 ( 3.85 % )
Emma Stone in The Favourite 37 ( 3.47 % )
Ophelie Bau in Mektoub 34 ( 3.19 % )
Aya Wolf in Mia 29 ( 2.72 % )
Addison Timlin in Submission 21 ( 1.97 % )
Angela Kinsey in Half Magic 19 ( 1.78 % )
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in All About Nina 19 ( 1.78 % )
Paulina Gaitain in Diablo Guardian 19 ( 1.78 % )
India Eisley in Look Away 18 ( 1.69 % )
Judy Greer in Kidding 18 ( 1.69 % )
Analeigh Tipton in Compulsion 16 ( 1.5 % )
Riki Lindhome in Under the Silver Lake 15 ( 1.41 % )
Stacy Martin in Godard, Mon Amour 14 ( 1.31 % )
Charlotte Best in Tidelands 14 ( 1.31 % )
Kelly Reilly in Yellowstone 12 ( 1.13 % )
Phoebe Tonkin in The Affair 9 ( 0.84 % )
Ximena del Solar and Macarena Carrere in Trauma 8 ( 0.75 % )
Zina Esepciuc in Rodin 8 ( 0.75 % )
Lady Gaga in A Star is Born 7 ( 0.66 % )
Aubrey Plaza in Legion 7 ( 0.66 % )
Kristin Lehman in Altered Carbon 7 ( 0.66 % )
Florence Pugh in Outlaw King 7 ( 0.66 % )
Chloe Sevigny in Lizzie 5 ( 0.47 % )
Kristen Stewart in Lizzie 5 ( 0.47 % )
Maura Tierney in The Affair 5 ( 0.47 % )
Alia Shawkat in Duck Butter 5 ( 0.47 % )
Lola Glaudini in Ray Donovan 5 ( 0.47 % )
Sophie Skelton in Outlander 5 ( 0.47 % )
Cynthia Preston in Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan 4 ( 0.38 % )
Andie MacDowell in Love After Love 4 ( 0.38 % )
Liv Lisa Fries and Sara Sarraiocco in Counterpart 4 ( 0.38 % )
Emily Meade in The Deuce 3 ( 0.28 % )
Rachel McAdams in Disobedience 3 ( 0.28 % )
Daisy Montgomery in My Dinner With Herve 3 ( 0.28 % )
Juliette Lewis in Camping 2 ( 0.19 % )
Dominique Swain in Nazi Overlord 2 ( 0.19 % )
Amanda Seyfried in Anon 2 ( 0.19 % )
Levy Tran in Shameless 2 ( 0.19 % )
Elisabeth Moss in The Handmaid's Tale 2 ( 0.19 % )
Riley Keough in Hold the Dark 1 ( 0.09 % )
Ione Skye in Camping 1 ( 0.09 % )
Michelle Badillo in Vida 1 ( 0.09 % )
Dakota Johnson in 50 Shades Freed 1 ( 0.09 % )
Mishel Prada in Vida 1 ( 0.09 % )
Elizabeth Debicki in Widows 1 ( 0.09 % )
Josephine Decker in Room 104 1 ( 0.09 % )
Natalie Dormer in In Darkness 1 ( 0.09 % )
Alicia Vikander in Tulip Fever 1 ( 0.09 % )
Dina Shahibi in Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan 1 ( 0.09 % )
Kathryn Hahn in Private Lives 0 ( 0 % )
Evan Rachel Wood in Allure 0 ( 0 % )
Ginger Gonzaga in Kidding 0 ( 0 % )
Madeline Brewer in Cam 0 ( 0 % )
Riley Keough in The House That Jack Built 0 ( 0 % )
Tessa Ia in Narcos: Mexico 0 ( 0 % )
Uma Thurman in The Con is On 0 ( 0 % )
Chelsea Watts in Power 0 ( 0 % )
Anne-Marie Duff in On Chesil Beach 0 ( 0 % )
Felicity Palmateer in Skin Deep 0 ( 0 % )
Marta Gastini in Compulsion 0 ( 0 % )
Elizabeth Debicki in Breath 0 ( 0 % )

LSU 40, UCF 32

I wish I could say it was that close, but the score is deceptive because of an early 93-yard interception by UCF. That one play represented about a 14-point turnaround. Instead of LSU being up 10-7 at that point with a completion, UCF took an early 14-3 lead. Apart from that play, LSU’s defense dominated the game and UCF could not move the ball in the air. Of course, there was an extenuating circumstance. UCF’s star quarterback was injured and could not play. The second-string quarterback was absolutely not ready for prime time. He was 11 for 30, for a mere 97 yards. That’s a pathetic 3.2 yards per attempt, if you’re scoring at home.

LSU dominated the yards from scrimmage, 555-250.

LSU dominated the return yardage, 111-6.

LSU had 32 first downs, UCF only 17.

Based on those stats, you would expect LSU to win by a score of approximately 48-18 if penalties and turnovers had affected both teams equally.

In other words, the one team I actually root for got their asses kicked. Man, I wish QB McKenzie Milton had been ready to play, but his knee was banged up so badly he may not be able to play next year.