John Hickenlooper wins Colorado’s Democratic Senate primary
The best of Loopy:
Hickenlooper is the new Hef. “Hickenlooper offers something different in crowded Democratic field: A detailed history of his sexual conquests.” Turns out Loops is a babe magnet! As Conan noted, “Apparently, his signature move was giving women ‘the Ol’ Hickenlooper.’”
Bang on loopy!
Loopy Bang on!
Rock out with your cock out, Loopy!
(These campaign slogans write themselves.)