Trump Says Wind Turbine Noise Causes Cancer

The esteemed professor of medicine, Donald J. Trump, again settled the scientific debate.

In this case, there’s not even a debate. He just manufactured this from whole cloth, and it is wacky even by his own high standard of wackitude. “Cancer is not caused by noises of any kind. A power source that does cause many health problems, including cancer, is coal, an extremely dirty fuel Trump loves and has attempted to bolster.”

One thought on “Trump Says Wind Turbine Noise Causes Cancer

  1. Look, in all cases like this, what Trump says is definitive. Reality is sometimes in error, and should be ignored. This will not cause any problems (if you are Trump).

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