Least-needed advice of the day:

Don’t kiss or snuggle your bearded dragon

Sounds pretty obvious.

Unless they are speaking metaphorically, in which case sometimes people just have to kiss the ol’ bearded dragon, if you catch my overly obvious drift. How do you think Madonna became a star? And they say Nancy Reagan could kiss the bearded dragon like nobody’s business.

2 thoughts on “Least-needed advice of the day:

  1. Idiots all over the country: “Well, I wasn’t gonna, but if the CDC’s against it, it must be great. I’ma get me a bearded dragon and I’ma FRENCH the fuckin thing!”
    Two weeks later, ERs are crammed full of salmonella cases, Fox is running shots of bare pet shop shelves and blaming Biden for the dragon shortage.

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