The Carponizer Carp Calendar 2023
Oh, it’s better than it sounds.
And also worse than it sounds.
For, you see, it features naked chicks and giant carp. Together at last.
As the good lord intended.
By the way, this is not the first time their calendar has made my annual gift recommendations.
Didn’t I see something like this in the UK with Helena Bonham Carter posing naked with a fish?
This one
Just the thing for the bottom-feeder on your Christmas list.