Omarosa’s New Book Claims Trump Wanted To Be Sworn In With “Art of the Deal” instead of the Bible

Not The Onion. This one is real.

Well, it’s real in the sense that Omarosa really makes that claim.

Other goodies:

Trump called family and Cabinet members names behind their backs: “Ditzy DeVos” for Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and “Benjamin Button,” for Attorney General Jeff Sessions among them.