Winona Ryder Says She And Keanu Reeves Might Be Married

Entertaining – but almost certainly a P.R. stunt to attract attention to their new film.

The fact that a real priest played the part of a priest in a movie doesn’t mean that the vows are somehow applicable to the actors as well as the characters.

Although this happened in Romania, so … who knows? I believe that is the only country where vampires receive Affirmative Action placement. Each college has to admit at least 10% vampires in its freshman class. Of course, the right-wing anti-vampire bigots circumvent this by holding all of their classes during the day.

Box Office: Kevin Spacey’s ‘Billionaire Boys Club’ Earns $126 on Opening Day

It was in 10 theaters, so it earned $12.60 per theater.  That’s 1.3 tickets. I assume at least two screening times per theater, so many of the screenings must have been literally empty.

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A brief bit of musing about the 1906 Cubs

You know how good the Red Sox are this year, right? They are playing unheard-of .700 ball and are more than ten games better than the next best team in the majors.

Well get this: in order to equal the record of the 1906 Cubs, the Sox would have to win their next 29 games in a row!

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Amy Adams – bare booty in the poignant cinema treasure Psycho Beach Party

The movie is not good, but isn’t actually as bad as it sounds. It’s a campy genre parody of those Frankie and Annette films, and sorta ends up as Bye-Bye Birdie meets Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The catch phrase: party ’til you drop. Dead.

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