Some of my old college buddies from Jersey used to say: “I got yer ______ right here,” accompanied at the pronunciation of “here” by a pantomimed unfurling of loins. We simple folk, lacking Roger Goodell’s hifalutin’ manners, called it “grabbing your crotch.”
Also during my college years, while in Miami for spring break, I saw the great rock group, Pantomimed Unfurling of Loins, open for the Doors. Oh, wait. I think the 60s drugs have confused me. It was actually Jim Morrison himself who unfurled his loins.
And if memory serves, there was no pantomime.
The Eagles and Colts snuck in at the last minute. Both teams are hot.
* The Eagles won 5 of their last six and finished off by pummeling Washington 24-0 while the Vikings were getting their asses handed to them.
* The Colts came back from a horrible 1-5 start, winning 9 of their last 10.
The Chargers got the worst deal. They lost the division on a deep tiebreaker. Based on that same tiebreaker, the Chiefs got a first round bye and the permanent home field advantage, while the Chargers, with the same record, got a mere wild card slot.
As my dad used to say, “them’s the breaks.”
Kourtney Kardashian wearing a bikini in the snow (12/30 Instagram)
Caroline Flack in her Dressing Room (12/30 Instagram)
Down swimsuit, to be more precise. From Instagram, 12/30
A VHQ scan of Grace Park in a string thong
I really miss her on Hawaii 5-0
1. Who uttered those words?
Herbert Hoover’s congress? Somebody in the Buchanan administration? George Bush’s mom? Ocasio-Cortez? Bernie? Some left-wing pundit?
2. And when were they uttered?
1858? 1931? 2002?
“So, you’ve mastered Oral 101. Now what? These 5 moves will take you to the next level.”
Sex, urine, and demon porn? Why wait until Christmas? That’s like every day for me, except for the sex and the demon porn.
Or, it goes without saying, in the fast-paced world of Santa Porn. (Tagline: Santa is really coming – to town.)
Brooke Satchwell in Canal Road (Australian Drama Series, 2008)
Amy Adams in The Fighter (2010)
And a good-sized breast it is!
Sorry, some are partially censored. (No Geraldo dick? Darn the luck.)