Some of my old college buddies from Jersey used to say: “I got yer ______ right here,” accompanied at the pronunciation of “here” by a pantomimed unfurling of loins. We simple folk, lacking Roger Goodell’s hifalutin’ manners, called it “grabbing your crotch.”
Also during my college years, while in Miami for spring break, I saw the great rock group, Pantomimed Unfurling of Loins, open for the Doors. Oh, wait. I think the 60s drugs have confused me. It was actually Jim Morrison himself who unfurled his loins.
And if memory serves, there was no pantomime.